You know what's not cool? Weak-ass candles that don't match your energy. Lucky for you, this one's hypoallergenic and strong enough to burn through the BS.
Smells like "Raging Against the Throne & Sipping Piña Agua Fresca." Tropical, tart, and a little reckless—like a piña beverage with a middle finger in it. Light it up and let the scent do the talking while you plot the peaceful overthrow of terrible institutions. 🍍👊
