Collection: Chaos Totes and Go Bag Essentials
Behold: the bags you grab when you’re running five minutes late and emotionally unprepared for society. Our Chaos Totes and Go-Bag essentials are designed for messy humans who still like to look cute while losing their sh*t. From makeup bags and pill cases to totes that scream louder than your inner monologue, everything here is unapologetically practical, wildly funny, and perfect for everyday chaos.
Grab a bag. Fill it with questionable choices. Go live your unhinged little life.
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I Read Banned Books Tote Bag, 12oz Black Canvas Totebag
Regular price $24.00 USDRegular priceSale price $24.00 USDSold out -
Free Ritual Lip Scrub - Promo
Regular price $18.00 USDRegular priceSale price $18.00 USD -
Empowermints
Regular price $6.00 USDRegular priceSale price $6.00 USD -
First Amendmints
Regular price $6.00 USDRegular priceSale price $6.00 USD -
Ruth Bader Ginsburg Judgmints
Regular price $6.00 USDRegular priceSale price $6.00 USD -
- Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Smiley Face - Canvas Pouch
Regular price $16.00 USDRegular priceSale price $16.00 USD -
Canvas Pouch I Need A Soy Mocha Vodka Xanax Latte
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Canvas Pouch Let's Drink and Talk Shit
Regular price $16.00 USDRegular priceSale price $16.00 USD -
Sold outCanvas Pouch Drugs
Regular price $16.00 USDRegular priceSale price $16.00 USDSold out -
Sold outCanvas Pouch Broke Bitch
Regular price $16.00 USDRegular priceSale price $16.00 USDSold out -
Hair Tie Set, Namaslay
Regular price $8.00 USDRegular priceSale price $8.00 USD -
Hair Tie Set, Cardio Is Hardio
Regular price $8.00 USDRegular priceSale price $8.00 USD -
Hair Tie Set, Beach Hair
Regular price $8.00 USDRegular priceSale price $8.00 USD -
Hair Tie Set, Mom Hair
Regular price $8.00 USDRegular priceSale price $8.00 USD -
Hair Tie Set, Slay All Day
Regular price $8.00 USDRegular priceSale price $8.00 USD -
My Favorite Time of Day is Night Tote
Regular price $16.00 USDRegular priceSale price $16.00 USDSold out