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Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

Smells Like Burning Oligarchs & Fire Roasted Marshmallows

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You know what's not cool? Store-bought candles triggering people's allergies. Luckily, this candle is hypoallergenic and will help you set the oligarchs on fire. We used premium oils, soy, and zero nasties to make it safe for you. This candle is so clean you can burn it around pets, children, and people with asthma. Let the sweet and woodsy scent gather you around the campfire. Don't forget to bring sticks for roasting rich, malo-dramatic men! 🔥
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