A Hot-Mess Guide for Women in Perimenopause, Menopause, and Beyond Who Are Over It
Hardcover
Health & Fitness / Menopause
Humor / Topic / Aging
We. Do. Not. Care.
Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express, Sisters, and welcome to the club!
Do you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 a.m., overstimulated, mad at anything breathing, and ready to put the world on notice?
Do you forget the words you are saying as you are saying them?
If you have a she-shed and no longer care about clothes that fit or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club—the We Do Not Care Club (WDNC). You’re now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the biggest hormonal party in town.
This club is for all of our Sisters in perimenopause, menopause, and postmenopause who are over it. Here is a list* of things We Do Not Care about today:
Shaving our legs. That's on our summer bucket list. Winter is here.
Plucking our chin hair. If we can't see it, neither can you.
Wearing bras. Be happy we have a shirt on.
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