Custom Chaos in a Box Pick your poison. We’ll pack the attitude.
Welcome to the Build-A-Bitch Box — where sarcasm, self-care, and slightly unholy energy collide. Each box is hand-curated with your favorite chaos: Gothicary potions, epOXYMORON humor, and just the right mix of sweet, savage, and sparkly.
💋 Perfect for birthdays, breakups, bridesmaids, or bad moods. 🔥 Choose from pre-made themes or build your own — we’ll wrap it in black tissue, seal it with holographic sin, and make it look like you actually planned ahead. 🎁 $60+ worth of goodies, only $49. ✨ Custom builds start at $45 and scale with your chosen level of unhinged.
