Collection: Retro Chaos - Magnets, Tote Bags, Stash Trays and more
Relive your misspent youth — this time with better taste.
Retro Chaos is a curated collection of officially licensed Steven Rhodes designs and nostalgic oddities from the dark side of the ’70s and ’80s.
Think after-school specials, satanic panic, and suburban séances — lovingly resurrected by The Gothicary.
Totes, magnets, stickers, mugs, and more for the grown-up troublemaker who never really outgrew detention.
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Just a Guy Who Loves Cats
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Snarky Reads "Doing Shady Shit With My Cats"
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"Toodalo Cuntaroos"
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"Radicalized By Basic Decency"
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"Be Ungovernable"
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"Compost the Patriarchy"
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STICKER: NEVERMORE
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Magnet-Let's Run away from our problems. Life skills series.
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MAGNET: Knock Knock…Who's there? Joke book
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Snarky Reads "Counting Down The Days Until the Apocalypse"
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Snarky Reads "Good Lord, This Asshole Again?"
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Snarky Reads "Texting in the Old Days"
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Snarky Reads "Peace Out Douche Bags"
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Snarky Reads "Our First Rave"
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Vintage Style Sticker "Only Whores Can See This"
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Vintage Style Sticker -Me looking for WHO the f**k asked you
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