Collection: Retro Chaos - Magnets, Tote Bags, Stash Trays and more
Relive your misspent youth — this time with better taste.
Retro Chaos is a curated collection of officially licensed Steven Rhodes designs and nostalgic oddities from the dark side of the ’70s and ’80s.
Think after-school specials, satanic panic, and suburban séances — lovingly resurrected by The Gothicary.
Totes, magnets, stickers, mugs, and more for the grown-up troublemaker who never really outgrew detention.
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So Long Losers! Luggage Tag
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MAGNET: Show your true colors
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Magnet-Let's find a cure for stupid people
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MAGNET: HANGING with all my friends
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Magnet-See you later assholes!
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MAGNET: It was the worst of times, it was
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MAGNET: Nevermore…
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Just a Girl Who Loves Cats
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Much Gayer than Originally Planned
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"Cleaning My Traumas One Mess at a Time"
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"Get in Loser, We are Going to Get Dysentery"
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Snarky Reads "GANGSTER OF YACHT ROCK"
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"What a Fucked Up Time to be Alive"
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" Don't Be a Thundercunt"
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"Fifty is the New F#ck You"
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"Pawsitive Vibes Only"
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