The Pirate Scented Candle captures all of the swashbuckling glory of the golden age of piracy, with none of the scurvy. (Well, it won’t GIVE you scurvy. But it also won’t prevent scurvy, so make sure you’re getting enough vitamin C!) It makes a funny gift for anyone who would be a good pirate. Or at least, better at being a pirate than they are at their current job.
Fragrance: rum, wood.
