{"product_id":"official-we-do-not-care-club-handbook-melani-sanders","title":"Official We Do Not Care Club Handbook: Melani Sanders","description":"A Hot-Mess Guide for Women in Perimenopause, Menopause, and Beyond Who Are Over It\nHardcover\nHealth \u0026amp; Fitness \/ Menopause\nHumor \/ Topic \/ Aging\n\nWe. Do. Not. Care.\n\nHop aboard the Hot Mess Express, Sisters, and welcome to the club!\nDo you wake up with night sweats at 3:26 a.m., overstimulated, mad at anything breathing, and ready to put the world on notice?\nDo you forget the words you are saying as you are saying them?\nIf you have a she-shed and no longer care about clothes that fit or cellulite on your legs (legs is legs!), then welcome to the club—the We Do Not Care Club (WDNC). You’re now a card-carrying member with an exclusive invite to the big­gest hormonal party in town.\nThis club is for all of our Sisters in perimenopause, menopause, and post­menopause who are over it. Here is a list* of things We Do Not Care about today:\n\n\nShaving our legs. That's on our summer bucket list. Winter is here.\nPlucking our chin hair. If we can't see it, neither can you.\nWearing bras. Be happy we have a shirt on.\nWearing ","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44917502738501,"sku":"9780063492639","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0672\/4455\/6357\/files\/07fbc8a069ec1aedff3aafa0e864001ad4917f03426092ee17475764a2fe8dd7.jpg?v=1777201410","url":"https:\/\/thegothicary.com\/products\/official-we-do-not-care-club-handbook-melani-sanders","provider":"The Gothicary","version":"1.0","type":"link"}